WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Of course not!"
WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Alright, I would."
WIFE (looking hurtful): "You would?"
HUSBAND: "I would, but only because it was so good with you."
WIFE: "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"
WIFE: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."
WIFE: "And she'd use my car?"
HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive."
WIFE: (silence)
HUSBAND: "Oh F***!"
HUSBAND: "Of course not!"
WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Alright, I would."
WIFE (looking hurtful): "You would?"
HUSBAND: "I would, but only because it was so good with you."
WIFE: "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"
WIFE: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."
WIFE: "And she'd use my car?"
HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive."
WIFE: (silence)
HUSBAND: "Oh F***!"
nice pic Zamaradi hapo juu/ sori for asking you this qn enyway hivi una boifriend? if yes his lucker fella, your gorgeous for really i wish uwe mine am not joking zam. i dont no how to get you dia. Tom M.
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