Friday, June 3, 2011

HA HA HAAA.. WAHAYA MPO!!!???? just a joke kutoka kwa mdau mmoja!!!

*Doctor Kimaro : What happened to your arm?
> Mutagwaba : I broke it.

> Doctor Kimaro : Where and How did that happen?

> Mutagwaba : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon. I was on my balcony sip... ..
> Doctor Kimaro : Is that where you broke your arm, the balcony?
> Mutagwaba: No no ... I was sipping that my scotch
> whisky slowly... you know my son recently came from UK and he brought me some blue label. Anyway.... as I continued sipping, my butler
> James came up with the balcony and informed me that there was this call on my
> second mobile. I reminded him to always bring the cellular up instead of
> calling me. As I hurried down the marble staircase... …

> Doctor Kimaro: I guess that is when you... ..

> Mutagwaba : No, as I was going down I noticed the
> garage door was open.
> I stopped to check and indeed the Prado was missing.. I knew Mama
> Koku, my beautiful wife had taken it. Koku is our second daughter, now she is in Boston USA and is named after my late grand mother,
> who passed away in 1972 after a short illness. I have always
> warned mama Koku never to use the 4 by 4 on weekends,
> because of the recent spate of car-jackings. I always
> advise her to either use the 230E or the 325i which are not very attractive for thugs. That reminds me, I will have to tell my secretary to
> call "car-track" first thing on Monday - Jowa! I need to update my
> mobility inventory with them. So as I was saying..... ..

> Doctor Kimaro: (With some laughter) Yes Mr Kateborana car
> theft incidences are rising and it is becoming a dangerous place.
> But how did you break your arm?

> Mutagwaba: Yes I was coming to that. On my way to pick the cell tel I
> heard a hissing sound. I stopped to check where it was coming from. Ahh, it was from the bathroom. Mama Koku for some reason, had left the Jacuzzi on. Luckily the temp and speed were at the minimum. I usually recommend such speed and temp sothat we do not overload the UPS….support system. *
*Doctor Kimaro: Mr Mutagw.....
>
> Mutagwaba : Just wait... So I when I picked up the phone, I said Hello,
> Hello... Hello, but nothing. I became upset because I think
> the caller had disconnected, I can’t understand why he
> didn't leave a message after the beep. All my un-answered calls including the car mobiles are automatically redirected to a central CAMS
> system. Doc, a CAMS is a "Central Answering Machine System". Anyway, on my way back I did not notice the protruding wire from the satellite dish. I had on many occasions told MultiChoice to send in a qualified techni...
>
> Doctor Kimaro: ...is that where you tripped?
>
> Mutagwaba : Yes, and....
>
> Doctor Kimaro : Thank you. Such an expensive trip will cost
> you only 850.
>
> Mutagwaba : (hands over the money excitedly...)
>
> Doctor Kimaro : Not Tanzania shillings, Dollars!
>
> Mutagwaba : Aii.....then I shall write you a cheque
> drawn from my overseas account with Fast Boston Bank of
> Massachussets....you can not go wrong

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha Zamaradi hii kali ila ndo wenzetu wahaya walivyo wanachosha mbaya!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahahah mnatuchokoza eeeh! but hawaongei uongo, they always talk what they really hold!!!

mwana said...

Hahaaaa wahaya nao kwa sifa hawajambo,tena sifa za kijinga,wengine ni mafukara lakini kujisifu kuko kwa damu lol.

Anonymous said...

ebwana wee hii ni noumer maana swali moja majibu mia moja.

Anonymous said...

Deah! hyo nouner wahaya kwa sifa hawana mpinzani wawe navyo kweli sasa!

Anonymous said...

Mm sio ubaya coz most of them wanaongea ukweli hawadanganyi,and they know to express themselves.Mm nadhani hiyo inawasaidia kuwa na exposure zaidi ya makabila mengine coz they believe on themselves.Nawakubali sana wahaya,and am very proud coming from dat tribe coz for me is the best tribe on the whole World

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha, js luvd da last comment, ts tru, u shud b proud of hu u a.mi naona wana2chokoza bt ham2wezi.datz hw wi r, we say wat we av, wi dont proud ourselves for nothin.wheither u lyk t o nat, datz hw wi r n wi r proud of dat.m2chukie, shauri yenu....m proud too comin 4rm dat tribe. kemmy

Anonymous said...

yeah tunapenda though at times mnaexaggerate,

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha..eti huo upuuzi (ku list vitu alivyonavyo kiaina) ni kuwa proud ..says who? teteteteetetetetet....makubwa! that is show off for ur info not being proud...ni kweli u can be proud of ur tribe, cultural identity, ethicity u name it! but u cant be proud by using whatever opportunity u get to list whatever u possess! nadhani huo ni ulimbukeni..kwani waliozoea maisha ya kihivyo hutokuta anajinadi kwa style ya kishamba namna hiyo...ukimwona mahali tu unajua naam! huyu ni SOMEBODY! flani...yani mwonekano tu...mana hapa kikubwa ni uchache...wenye uchache na wanajua kutumia hata akiwa yuko simple (in terms of mavazi) kwa muonekano utajua tu kwamba yuko njema..kuna kijiharufu flani cha hela utakisikia.. (mana naona hadi Dkta Kimaro anajuta kuuliza swali)Sio utumie nafasi umeulizwa swali tu simple uanze kuelezea mlolongo wa unavyomiliki eti katika harakati za kujibu...hahahahahaha...kwani upo kwa mwanasheria unaandaa wosia! USHAMBA TU UNAWASUMBUA...mbaya hivyo mnavyolimbuka navyo siku hizi vya kawaida sana....yani si issue kabisa! tetetetetete. from Mikocheni, proud to be a Tanzanian, with brain!! not mucous!

Anonymous said...

Haaaa infact mie nakaaa karibu na prof. rutaishugura.............

Anonymous said...

zamaradi jaman dada yangu kweli umetuchoka wahaya yanai umenifurahishaje